When life gives you lemons, sure, make lemonade. But when it gives you miserable heat, get the hell indoors and turn up the aircon.
Pretty sure that when life gives Opor Kunpanas lemons, she makes lemonade. And when it gives her miserable heat that drives the rest of us indoors? Yeah, she makes some eggs.
In this helpful yet alarming video (imagine your precious brain under that sun?) she illustrates how damn hot the weather is by showing she can cook her breakfast without a damn stove.
After leaving an oiled pan to sunbathe for four hours, this is what happened when she put an egg in it.